The Royal Wedding - different thought processes of men and women

She thinks…	He thinks…
What a lovely romantic day!	Great to have a day off!
Kate’s dress is beautiful	Pippa Middleton is hot
The train looks fabulous	Pippa’s bum looks fabulous
I wonder what Harry said to William at the altar?	I wonder if Pippa’s wearing any underwear?
I love the way William smiled at his new bride	I like the way Harry seems to be hitting on Pippa
Gosh - David Beckham is handsome	Gosh - David Beckham is handsome
I’m enjoying seeing what everyone is wearing	I’m enjoying watching Pippa’s rear
Wasn’t it romantic having two kisses in the balcony – they seem so much in love?	Wasn’t it great having two fly pasts – the planes were awesome.
How lovely – the two of them driving out of Buckingham Palace in Charles Car.	Lucky William – driving a vintage Aston Martin
I could watch it all over again	Are the pubs still open?